heathergraves:

horreurscopes:

my new thing has been just… acting on my ideas. like i thought maybe my desk would look better on a different part of my room so i like. moved it? just like that! i ripped an old anatomy book and stuck the diagrams up on my wall like some kind of old timey victorian doctor. i wanted a starbucks and i walked one and a half miles back and forth in a floridian storm and goddamn it was a good coffee. life is too short babey if you think of something just do it. nike

This was weirdly motivating

exco:

i’m a horrible texter but i’m also really bad at talking to people in person so i really have nothing going for me

antiteen:

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

fourpawrule:

crustyoltanker:

killroyishere:

😄🤣😂 make sure your volume is turned on.

I needed that… 😂

Pure 100% 24 carat gold, redneck fishin’ style. 

why is lotion so annoying to apply i want to be soft and smooth but this is too much

space-fey:

Me intellectually: totally understands meltdowns and overloads

Me @ myself anyway: what kind of immature idiot am I, crying because there’s people and I’m tired? Literally no adult ever has done this besides me

prideprejudce:

she weaponized her gag gift im crying

jumex:

pettyqueer:

this is how my voice sounds in my head

I think about this everyday

starsinursa:

me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT

me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god

jillbert:

*french tucks pajama shirt into sweatpants* for tan france

falastinniya:

you’ve gotta stat romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. you have to, because that’s when you start truly living. that’s when you look forward to every day. 

jawnkeets:

the v&a, london

note-a-bear:
“ scarletravens:
“ helly-watermelonsmellinfellon:
“ the-dragon-mom:
“ punkfather:
“Just a PSA for those who may also be worried about losing anything.
”
Any hurricane -
->Take pictures of your valuables AND the stickers with the serial...

note-a-bear:

scarletravens:

helly-watermelonsmellinfellon:

the-dragon-mom:

punkfather:

Just a PSA for those who may also be worried about losing anything.

Any hurricane -


->Take pictures of your valuables AND the stickers with the serial numbers on it.


-> Have all important documents together and with you. This includes but not limited to: Birth Certificates, Social Security information, marriage/divorce certificates and paperwork, bank information, passports, etc.


-> If you evacuate take above important documents along with any weapons. It sounds bad but good chance for looters to get weapons. Even people will still take advantage of others in shitty situations.


-> If you evacuate take any and all medication with you. I am not talking herbal things like fish oil and multivitamins. I’m talking about prescription medication to as little as ibuprofen and Nyquil. Bonus bring a first aid kit.


-> Try. To. Bring. Your. Animals. With. You.

Please put an effort to try. If anything most people are told to let them loose.

Do. Not. Leave. Them. Tied. Up. Or. In. A. Kennel. Locked. In. Your. Home.

Take a picture of them as well. In case the apca catches them and put them in kennels for people to find after the storm.


-> This past hurricane they have been requesting people to write their phone number on live stock hooves should they be lost to contact owners.


-> Items may be lost and you can get most of them back. However there is only one of you. You, family members, and pets. Please be safe.


This is not limited to Hurricanes!

Not just hurricanes. Floods, fires, and tornadoes too. 

Though… my mom’s aunt’s family lived in an area that was basically a bowl and would flood during every rainstorm. Back in the 70s and 80s things were more lax and to cheat the system they lied and said they owned more than whatever they did so the insurance company would replace their stuff plus give them new stuff. They would pawn the new stuff to make more money, and this happened a lot.

They can’t be as easily tricked these days. Keep receipts. Take photos of everything. Because people like the aunt’s family stole a lot of things and helped make the problem worse for those who actually need help. Insurance companies don’t even believe you when you have proof now thanks to such people but you need to cover all the bases as much as you can.

Advice for anyone evacuating from hurricane Florence, stay safe 💚

If you ever have time, GET OFFICIAL COPIES of literally everything. Mail them to someone/somewhere out of danger.

I’m not kidding when I say that documents relating to property and land are often the last to be digitized or archived securely. You need those for insurance claims.

grumpytrans:

do u ever wonder if 99% of ur followers are either bots or super inactive blogs bc ya boy has a few thousand + nobody is sending asks or talkin to me so……. to the maybe 10 or 11 followers reading this, i love u